Is Your Fur-Companion Secretly an Aristocrat?

Take the 60-second quiz to receive:

Your pet’s official Yorkie Tea Society Archetype (their “refined mischief profile”), and
Their ceremonial aristocratic name + noble title (think: Lady Bella, Duchess of the Royal Throw Blanket).

Because every furry companion deserves a title worthy of their personality—not just “Good Boy” or “Sweet Girl.”

✨ Holiday Bonus: Members receive early access to limited-edition prints and bespoke gifts.

Membership Isn’t a Purchase — It’s a Coronation of Character.

The Yorkie Tea Council admits those who demonstrate proper appreciation for charm, couture, and mildly ridiculous sophistication.

Whether accompanied by a beloved furry companion currently at your side or one who now lounges on their celestial velvet settee, the Council welcomes your presence.

Your Aristocratic Reveal Includes:

Your Pet’s Signature Aristocratic Archetype

Learn whether your furry companion is Refined Royalty, a Jovial Gentleheart, a Socialite Icon, or an Earnest Scholar.

Official Name & Title Ceremony

Receive a bespoke aristocratic name + title matched to your companion’s personality, charm, and refined absurdities.

Holiday Parlour Preview

First look at seasonal prints, gifts, and Society-only delights.

Eligibility for Rank Advancement & Future Honors

Eligible for higher standing in the Society’s ongoing tales of refinement and mischief.

Why Titles Matter

Your Pet’s Title Is Just the Beginning…

Once your companion’s noble identity is revealed, you’ll unlock opportunities to:

Commission a custom Aristocratic Portrait featuring your pet illustrated in Victorian-inspired refinement.
Order their Personalized Aristocratic Calling Card: Exquisitely designed proof of status—perfect for display or gifting.
Send a Personalized Holiday Card featuring your noble companion.

Because every esteemed member deserves the trappings of true aristocracy.

About the Society

The Yorkie Tea world was originally inspired by two extraordinary Yorkshire Terriers — Lady Theadora Pawthorne and Sir Charles Barkington — whose charm, wit, and gentle rule continue to guide Council proceedings even after obtaining eternal-cuddle rank.